All posts by Ashish Tiwari

About Ashish Tiwari

Ashish Tiwari has 8 years of experience solely working on various aspects of MicroStrategy (excluding SDK). He has experience in Financial domain and created reports having visibility of CXOs and BU heads. He spends his time watching Hollywood flicks. Favorite movie: The Shawshank Redemption.

Don’t trust your bosses

Well.. something that I haven’t been mentioning in my blogs is the meeting about heard of Technology, superior authority and Director of Technology have had taken all hands meeting stating that no one would be laid off in Technology at any cost. The went one step further in saying that in that situation they would need Tech people more than anytime before, as focusing on non-US market and multi lingual and more gaming products would increase the need of technology. and Today bang at 12:56, there is mail from HR Head talking about layoffs in Technology. Worst thing, these guys knew about it before, but still such false claims were made. Let us go one step further, 99% I am going to be laid off,

Considering less experienced people would be laid off first, I got a leave sanctioned of next Thursday. Now what if I get laid off tomorrow and I the tickets that I purchased are totally useless? Such a sucking feeling. But as fasr as all people are concerend they all wanted to be laid off due to the rumor of god damn high compensation. [Originally written on 1st Nov 2006]

Someone stole LAN wire (It happens only in India)

WTH… I connect to internet and find that their service is down. :((. Soon I hear the schoker from servant/cook that someone stole the wire in night. Quite unbelievable as when doing to bed at 2 AM I had 350 MB of movie North by Northwest to be completed and as per the torrent client, it would have taken time till 7 AM to finished. Thief won’t steal so early morning. leave all that. It means I won’t be having internet access when I go back home.

Raj ne meri leaves pe paani fer diya

First thing first. Book the ticket, but Prasad (Narmeta) said he has US credit card :( but suggested to ask Prasad (Nayadu) for the same. and to ship the financial documents to Saama for Form-16. Prasad came and said no problem for making a ticket purchase of ticket using his credit card. He bought the ticket for me and didn’t even ask for payment even though I was willing to pay him for that immediately.

Now comes the surprise package from Pune with my relocation bills which Victor was sending for more than week and more shocking was the cost of shipping. 185 bucks.. really a high amount, but blue dart charges high. I promptly paid that immediately after the call. Yeshwant told me that Sunil is throwing his party. He was unhappy that some stuff which he could buy in US, he refused owing to NOT HAVING MONEY.

Now Raj told me some changes about the cashier dashboard reports. One formula was incorrect rather not sure. There were lots of mistakes. Not logical but yes… like names of metrics were non-descriptive, objects not reused. and Non-volatile tables. In Teradata. Something that’s rarely seen is non-volatile tables. Oh my god.. I was grilled like hell.. That each second of explaining thins was like an hour to me.. Well, I made changes as per asked, but got stuck at Credit Card Approval report. It reports has only one date column (good) but that’s how we were NOT designing the prompts. (This dashboard is going to have 4 reports and it there are unique prompts per reports, user would be promoted 4 times to input same.. very user unfriendly. There is a workaround of this BTW) Here comes totally different Raj. He explains to me the whole logic about about two dates, how they have been connected etc very well. I reallied understood few thing which I had not understood before. And explained things to me very well. :) I’m really surprised. and finally, I found the reason behind non-volatile table too. Blame it to Moving Difference. and Raj is getting married on 5th Feb 2007. I have lost my leaves :( for the same week, I know.

I called up the Engineer to get the PCU fan problem fixed and repeatedly found his cell switched off. These guys are like that. Sent him a message asking for a call back.

Mama I’m coming home (Thanks Adi)

Well.. The first things I had to check was if my leaves on 3rd to 6th Nov was approved. I was not even knowing how would I know that, so I went on intranet to see if it is approved. Well, realized that even if it is approved it would be costly to go. No check air fair :( So I deleted leave requests and I put new requests for next weekend. Time during Shubhangi’s wedding (24th Jan), Jaidev’s Wedding (4th Feb), Didi’s birthday (4th Feb again), my own (9th Feb). So many thing in line. I have planned the travel too. One more thing. I’d also applied for leave for whole week starting from 3rd Sept 2007. (Govinda aala re!!!!!) Coming back to leave. I requested him that I have applied for next weekend’s leave and I have canceled coming weekend’s leave plan. Well, after 5 minutes I got mail sayingg leave status changed. So now I know that I get a mail when my leave is sanctioned.Now people in team got to know that I applied for leave to be taken almost after a year. They were amused and laughing….. “You have planned for one year….” I believe you can apply for “week with family” leaves twice a year easily. Probably these guys don’t know how I used to apply leaves when in Cybage. One day leave 2 day leave with 3 to 6 months notice… BTW. I don’t have a credit card :(( Never liked the idea of “credit” and all these sites takes only credit card. Couldn’t book the tickets. I gotta catch someone to book it.

Lastly, I gotta find a Hardware Engineer. PC got some problem with fan. It stops after 2 minutes so CPU temperature goes high and as soon as it reaches 75 PC reboots. Sounds funny, but I verified it. Vooo…… This is my roomies laptop. Good that he is on phone with some gal…. Ab bhagwan ne chaha to kal blog hoga.. I have seen some ads. Hope to get this problem fixed…

Headline (rumour) of the day
1. 60% employees of BPO have been laid off. Told straight to find a job in 30 days with 90 days salary as lumpsum payment.
2. Finanacial companies have stopped giving leans, credits to employees of IVYComptech.
3. 888 holdings (Company who owns 888.com) to merge with PartyGamin PLC (Parent company of IVYComptech) —–> This one affects me directly.. More chnages to the reports due to merger. More reports. Abe 888 ka ID 888 rakhna.
4. 32 nations of EU to back a law that would make gambling business more answerable to govts.
Quite good. They should be controlled to some slight extent. Player in USA, Server in Gibraltar, one of Top 100 company listed in London stock exchnage and 95% staff in India. Who the hell is contrlling the money transactions.

It is raining Orkut

It was around 4 in morning and I got up due to some noise. I saw my roomie Sunil closing his shelf. Later he told me he had got up to shut the windows. Read forward. Well I just slept back. Now at 8 O’clock I realize that is chilling cold even though door and windows were shut. I just looked outside, sky was covered by Grey clouds. It was a very nice scene specially seeing the whole city from you window. I live at not one of the costliest but the costliest place in Hyderabad. I like the place with slight extra premium price to stay. It was raining whole day. Could not even go out to get the bike washed. In evening went out and had 5 somasas and 2 Cup of tea at New Jubilee Hotel, the friendly neighborhood tea shop :-). Chao!!!!

I met my many friends or school. Probably for the first time after a break of 11 years. Cool.. Orkut rocks….